she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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