Is it normal to miss your booty call?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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