Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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