I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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