do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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