You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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