you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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