and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Randomize
