i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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