i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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