So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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