Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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