There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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