He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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