one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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