You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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