i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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