Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
did you just send me my own nude
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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