nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
After last night, I could never be a politician.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
