you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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