We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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