they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
oh god the rape fog is back!
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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