WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Randomize
