We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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