when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I can't put those talents on a resume
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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