I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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