Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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