I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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