i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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