Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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