I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
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You need Xanax blowdarts
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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