sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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