Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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