how hairy? two words: wookie tits
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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