The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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