Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Randomize
