if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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