Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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