i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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