I look better un-naked...
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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