She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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