Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
ttyl tear gas
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
