Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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