Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
‪He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life‬
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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