so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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