Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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