but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
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Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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