420 ftw
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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