No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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