I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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