Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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