problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Randomize
