i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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