They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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