Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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