State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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