I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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