I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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