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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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